A conversation between a daddy and his almost 3-year old daughter. (Not Mae, but hysterical all the same).
Daddy: Who are you going to marry when you get older, honey?
Daughter: Marry Daddy.
Daddy: But then what's Mommy going to do?
Daughter: We don't need her.
BWA HA HA! Thus the mystery of the complex mother/daughter relationship is explained, clear as day!